Techiday is Anikther Day! (Today is Another Day!)

"Vusyski, vusy tarush, busy palagi na lang vusy"

What the?!!! what happened? Ahahahaha! 

BEKIMON:

According to BERN JOSEP PERSIA means GAY, a BOY GAY or a GIRL GAY who uses HARDCORE GAY LINGO in a conversation. Bern Josep or "Bekimon" graduated as an AB Mass Communication at Centro Escolar University in Manila and a Cum Laude. He’s a real talent, he's also been part of theatrical productions in his college.

I just watched his you tube videos and fall out of my sit laughing at his acts.There is nothing really big time in what his story in the video goes, what is hilarious is that, he does the comedy act naturally. He uses the gay lingo creatively and thus creates a witty and entertaining output.

Though confusing to many, his funny way to converse with his "Junakis" (Anak in tagalog), his son, let our stress fly away just for a moment. I even send an email to my husband earlier who didn't reply yet (maybe he doesn't know what im talking about, hahahaha!)

Here are some hilarious example of using Bekimon as language:

Tagalog: "Kamusta ka?"

Bekimon translation: "How are jokaw chenelin?"  

English translation: "How are you?"

Tagalog: "Yan ba ang bago mong sasakyan?"

Bekimon translation: "How are jokaw chenelinyan batchi ang vagetch mong sasakyan chenelin??"  

English translation: "Is that your new car?"

Tagalog: "Nasaan ang teacher nyo?"

Bekimon translation: "Nasaan ang teacheraka metch?"

English: Where is your teacher?

Basic words like "ulan" became reina elena, "school" became iskulembang, "NO" became witchikellibambam. Using the bekimon language should keep in mind some rules, The "J" rule, "KY" rule and the Famous Names rule. The J rules, uses the letter "j" as addition to words, for example "obese" becomes jobis and "punta" (go to a place) becomes junta. In KY Rule, you will replace the first letters of the word, for example "ulit" becomes "kyulit". Lastly the famous name rule which very confusing, unless the one who hears it has the sense of humor. Examples are: Chanda Romero to pertain to tummy o "tyan" in tagalog, Lucita Soriano to pertain to someone who is a looser or "looser na sorry pa" in tagalog and Chaka Chan which mean ugly man or "pangit na lalaki" in tagalog.

Hope sokaw find this interesting chenelin! (Hope you find it interesting!)

Babooshkie! :p